Forget the Swipe: Noir is Redefining Dating and Desire in One Sexy, Sophisticated Platform
- Noir

- Sep 17
- 2 min read
Updated: Sep 18
For Immediate Release: October 2025
London, UK - October 2025 - In a world exhausted by endless swiping and shallow dating apps, Noir has arrived: a new adult lifestyle platform where dating, sexuality, and expert advice live under one roof.
Unlike traditional apps, Noir is a members-only website built on privacy, security, and sophistication. With no bots, no fake profiles, and no swipe-left fatigue, Noir is the place for real connections - whether you’re looking for love, exploring fantasies, or simply learning more about your own sexuality.
“Noir isn’t just another dating site. It’s the first platform that combines connection with education, a one-stop hub for intimacy, growth, and exploration,” said Susannah Schofield OBE - Founder.
Why Noir is the Future of Desire:
A safe haven for adults: Validated members only, no catfishing or scams
Guided by experts: Noirators, a network of coaches, therapists, and advisors, offering advice you can trust
Supported by an icon: Award winning and applauded erotica author Saffron Noir lends her voice and vision
Sexy, sophisticated design: A space where you can be yourself, without judgment
“Noir is about giving people the confidence to explore. It’s sexy, it’s safe, and it’s smart. For once, adults have a platform designed with them in mind,” said Saffron Noir.
About Noir
Noir is a new kind of adult platform: a secure, sophisticated hub where dating, networking, and sexual education meet. Built as an alternative to gamified dating apps, Noir is home to a global community of members and experts who share advice, content, and connection.
Tagline: Simple. Safe. Secure. Sophisticated. Sexy.
Press Contact:
Noir Press Office
E-mail: info@we-are-noir.com
Phone: +44 7771 595067

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